the rap battle

Round 1-
Nick ( https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150344990417580&set=vb.615852579&type=2&theater )
I know you got Chris pickin up the slack
he'll be bouncing throughts off you but they won't bounce back
he's pitching you're catching, i'll play the shortstop
there;s 2 people out while i eat your porkchop
i got a hungry flow that will eat your fears
make you weap to the beat and reheat your tears
i don't have to try, can watch you beat you
shut your own shit down like machupichu 


Kari (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aadbu0SDPOM)

Yo, relax a little son, why you look so serious?

 You’re a tall drink of water, have a drink on us

Oh wait you don’t drink, to keep your senses in line

I’ll out-rhyme you anytime after a bottle of wine

You can’t stand the heat up in local 360

Take a walk around the block, but you can’t keep up with me

We’re full contact runnin,  knock yo ass in the street

Don’t think I hesitate to  curb stromp  yo meat

speakin of meat, you take my chops, like sloppy seconds

all alone in your bed, with your tears I reckon

chris may be helping … with my orgasm

you and the littlest rabbit… yeah.. have fun…

Round 2-
Nick- https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150345067012580&set=vb.615852579&type=2&theater
The littlest rabbi gonna bless this track
add my meat to your dairy thats a non-kosher snack
i do things with my rhymes that you wish you could
i don't need to drink wine til my lines sound good
try to curbstomp me girl that just makes me laugh
put my mouth on the sidewalk, i'll bite it in half
drink 2 dollar chuck i drink mollatav
then i'll blow out ya face and yell mazeltof 

Kari- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhKNej5qxLs
Yo nick where'd you go? Thought this was a rap battle
droppin out so soon, i mean you realize that'll only
make me wanna throw these rap at you harder and harder
flip yo shit a little bit and make you wish you never dissed a chick so fit with fuckin skillz like this
so it's 2am where the fuck are you?
I thought since you didn't have a real job, you'd be here too
i don't know why i'm instigating someone with no balls
here's 20 bucks, you can keep the hot dog




Round 3-
Nick- https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150360691152580&set=vb.615852579&type=2&theater
This could get dark so I hope you don't get mad at me
call me patriarch the way i fuck start your family
start to get smart and you'll rethink your strategy
start to get farce and i'll turn into a tragedy
say you want beef but you got no appetite
say you got something for me but you can't quite rap it right
lacking presence of mind let me present whats in mind
i rap circles around your rhymes like london underground 
so delete your verse it's too prerehearsed
it's not quite hot if you reheat it first
you get completely worked when you compete with words
we had a 2 person battle and you came in third

Kari
(MIA for the moment)

Round 4-
Nick- https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150383981062580&set=vb.615852579&type=2&theater

you could rhyme on amphetamines and still get slept on
be as big as king kong, youd still get stepped on
youre gonna get beat like a redheaded step son
on your path to defeat, let me start at step one


you do your little songs so ill have someone to style on
smile while i rip your weak style like nylons
get my eight mile on, suckers cant say shit
youre just another mouth for me to have my way with

boast about rhymes you wouldnt host online
but think its fine to whine if i dont post on time
you may decide to hide all of your crappy raps
i take pride in my craft while i whip that ass

Kari- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI71X-xJFgU

I’m pickin this rap battle where we last left off

If you were Germany, your rhymes would be hasselhoff

An Embarrassment to the sport, your lines they come up short

It’s obvious who’s come out on top in round 4

afraid to rhyme on me cuz you got nothing to say biotch

cuz I get off being the one you have your way with

fight you with both hands tied behind my back

but it’s my ass that’s getting battled when we rhyme like that

threatenin to beat me like you always do

I’ll put the paddle in your hands and count it out for you

Keep smilin thru weak stylin that you put me thru

We really like this place, please let us keep it Lou!!

Ben There, Done That

I wrote a song for my Nikki! Rough as shit but ask me if i care.

You've got a smile that can cut like a knife
Like a certain virgin America pilot
Hey Nikki you're so fine / So fine you blow my mind

Me and Jess got you're back like a traveling headboard
We'll keep it locked down like the first rule of fight club
Hat trick by your side/ rackin up those airline miles

Boys change their minds faster than weather
You could curse the skies or bring and umbrella
Let go of the hurt that's been filling your head
And let's skip to the part where there's Whiskey again

You need a detox but not from red wine
From the thoughts of a boy who's consuming your mind
 His loss for not seeing you, the way the rest of us do

Cuz we don't fuck around, when we're fucking around
And we're not the kind of girls to be pushed around
Every weekend's a bachelorette party, but no one's getting married

                       
Cuz there's plenty of fish but we might need the ocean  
So if you bring the booze, I'll bring the ibuprofen                        
When it's us don't say we didn't warn ya
We'll drink til there's no booze left in California

when all you do is talk of hearts, that's just one fifth of lucky charms

in the memoirs this chapter would be called "if they only knew..."
another beautiful weekend filled with music, writing, fighting, art projects, climbing, sunshine, rain, applesauce.
i wonder how long before things feel routine but i'm not confident they will.
seems to me, that the point of it all is to find that balance.
there's a lot of thigns that are momentarily amazing and lastingly unhealthy. and vice versa. seems like the trick to things is to try everything once until you find that the right combination of things satisfy you without exhausting you. and vice versa.
i'm being cocky. i should quite while i'm ahead.
but it's not all coming from one place, so maybe it's okay. or maybe it never comes form one place, but one place has more weight than the rest. and vice versa. haha.
.... time lapse.....
yup. shouldn't have been cocky. major work fuck up to ruin my good mood. being smart enough to be mad at yourself for being dumb is like the most annoying level of intelligence.
crazy that i'm less worried about the heat i'm gonna take and more upset that i impacted our bottom line. that's a new one. so i guess the silver lining is that i like my job...
alright, vocal coach awaits. maybs singing will halp...