Tuesday, February 28, 2012

wanna f? nice shoes. oh wait.. i think i got that backwards

Dear people of the internets,
I am about to share a universal truth. You may suspect that sooometimes there are cases where this is not true, that there are exceptions. but it needs to be revealed, cuz i'm sick to shit of girls doing this.
okay ready?
There has NEVER ever ever ever been a single instance, when a woman was legitimately bothered by being hit on.
Ever.

sorry girls-i-will-never-be-friends-with. i'm growing impatient with this ridiculous exchange between the sexes.
you pretend to be bothered by how many men want you, guys pretend to empathize...
all i ever hear in these conversations is someone saying "look! look how many people want me! you should want me!" and the response of "wow! it's so impressive how many people want you! let me show you how much i want you!"
i want to live in a world of blatant honesty :)

When you hear a ladyfriend explaining to you that she was genuinely "annoyed" and took "some thinly veiled" action to avoid repeated instances, I urge you to ask yourself-
-Is there really nothing to gain by complaining?
You will find, the answer is ... uh...NEVER. there is ALWAYS something to gain. ALWAYS.

It is not difficult to avoid being hit on.
what is difficult, is admitting that everything we do in life is to attract someone of the opposite sex.
the clothes we wear, the social activities we do, the things we find entertaining.
it's nothing to be ashamed of. we're programmed, rightfully so, to procreate and populate the planet. so... gots to be teh sexiest.

so what's so wrong with being hit on? it's not annoying. it's flattering. and if you don't want attention, there's a lot you do that don't involve such egregious extremes. (omg i always wear this fake engagement ring when i go out to clubs. it's so the creepos don't bother me cuz it's laaaaadies night)

no, i don't have a lot of close girlfriends, you are correct :) cuz most of them are so unbelievably clueless about how obvious and pathetic 90% of their actions are.

this is a way meaner entry than i intended.
Let me self-depricate a little to balance the aggression.
I get hit on. I wouldn't say a lot but I don't typically engage in behavior that makes it easy for most men to do so.
I'm shy. I don't dress very lady-like. I'm almost always with another guy. and i'm not really of that "smokin hot" variety.
and i have complained about getting hit on. on multiple occasions. but i was totally lying. past kari had much to learn. if i'm being really honest with myself, i was absolutely complaining for attention, even the smallest amount.
and another truth- i like getting hit on. is very validating. i like attention. and sometimes i dress up with the very intent of getting said attention.

anyway, at the end of the day, there is absolutely no situation where a girl actually means it when she claims to be bothered by being hit on.
cuz really what they're saying is "i find it displeasing to know that i appear valuable to another human being."
which if that's really the case then i guess you are truly allowed to complain.
but everyone else needs to shut the fuck up.
k thx :)

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